I'm Adam Mastroianni, a psychology major and a junior RCA from Monroeville, Ohio (pop. 1,600). As Communications Co-Chair on the Whitman College Council, it's my responsibility to make sure you have lots of awful puns and moderately useful information to read while in our fine dining hall via our weekly residential college newsletter, the Whitmaniac. Outside of College Council, I improvise with Quipfire! Improv Comedy (Princeton's oldest improv group), write musical comedy and perform with the Princeton Triangle Club, give tours for Orange Key, work in the Writing Center, conduct research on working memory and humor in the psychology department, and draw cartoons for The Daily Princetonian. If you’re a freshman in Whitman, I’m excited to meet you. If you’re a freshman anywhere else, I’m sorry that you’re spending your time reading about how much more awesome Whitman is compared to your residential college. But for the record, Whitman is much more awesome than your residential college.