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怎么来这么晚，快毕业了还这么忙？
Why are you so late? Aren't you graduating?

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没法子啊，我们系里今天开那个毕业茶话会。
Sorry, our department is holding a meeting about graduation today.

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没办法，系主任啰里罗嗦的，一堆事。
You know, as always the chair had so much to say. A lot of things need to be taken care of.

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哎呀我们也开了。
We had the same meeting too.

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没想到就要毕业了。。。
Time flies, and I hate to say I'm graduating.


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要走了，有没有准备回GC看看？
Yes, we're leaving. Do you guys plan to go back to GC taking a last look?

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GC啊，不好玩。。。
GC? Not much fun.

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不过我记得，第一次我们的那个winter break还是很好玩的
But I think the first winter break we had was of great fun.

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The winter break in the first year

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今天吃啥？
What do we have for dinner?

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饺子 
Dumplings.

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又吃饺子？都吃了两个星期了。
Dumplings again? We've been eating it for over two weeks...

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诶，你知道四川有个川妹子水饺吗？
Anyway, what do you think of the dumplings from the restaurant "Little Sichuan"?

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好是好，不过听王轲说那边的饺子还不如成都钟水饺的百分之十。
It's OK. But Ke once said that Dumpling Zhong from Cheng Du is ten times better.

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钟水饺，
Dumpling Zhong

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传说中的水饺，水饺中的战斗机，战斗机中的轰炸机，轰炸。。。轰炸机中的轰炸机!
is--like the B-2 of all Bombers--the best of all dumplings.

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饭好了没啊？
Are you done?

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这是人吃的吗？还有糊的。
Are you sure we can eat this crap? Look, it's burnt.

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耶，有饭吃喽！
Yeah!

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噢呜！哇～～～～上上上。。。。。。
Wa~~~~

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我先来夹一个。
Let me start.

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嗯好吃哦～～～哇靠，还有。。。。上上上
Yummy! Wow, there's more. Great.

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还有啊！
不要算了。
There's more!

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好啦，最后一个好啦。
Well, here is the last dish.

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That's how we went through the first winter break...

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要我说这Dining Hall就他妈一围城。
Dining hall is like a fortress besieged.

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好久不吃，还蛮想的，但吃起来味道一般。
Haven't had meal plan for a while, I'm kind of missing it. But the taste is really so so.


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好在是开了，不用再受各种饺子蹂躏。
Luckily we don't need to live on dumplings any more.

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Dining Hall开了我们就不能去蹭Cooking Beauty的饭了。
But we don't have any excuses to enjoy the food cooked by Cooking Beauty.

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你觉得Cooking Beauty是四川女娃吗？
Do you think Cooking beauty is from Chengdu?

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听王轲说四川女娃美女比例很高。你知道熊黛林吗？
Heard that girls from Sichuan are very pretty. You know Xiong Dailing?

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听说她是四川女娃。
Maybe she's from Sichuan.

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噢？你是说叶问里面那个女的吗？
Oh? You are talking about the actress in the new Kungfu movie "Ip Man"?

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喔～
Yup.

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诶，对了，听说你对武术有了解。
By the way, you know about martial arts, right?

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谁知道什么是咏春拳？
Have you heard about "Wing Chun Punch"?

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Wing Chun Punch

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有一个南少林，一个北少林。
There were a South Shao Lin and a North Shao Lin.

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南少林，相当于后来慢慢变成天地会的分舵了。
South Shao Lin later became a branch of Tian Di Hui (a secret fraternal organization in China).

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康熙怒了，就去叫人把那个少林寺踩平南少林。
The Kangxi emporer became furious and ordered the massacre of South Shao Lin.

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北少林嵩山，南少林在福建，就是靠那个天地会比较近。
Bei Shao Lin was in Mountain Song and South Shao Lin was in Fujian.


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把它灭了，只有5个人跑了出来，杀出来是高手中的高手
Only five people survived and fought their way out.

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叫做“少林五祖”。
They are later called "Five ancestors of Shao Lin".

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原来少林五祖是那个来着阿！
I didn't know there was a story behind "Five ancesters of Shao Lin".

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其中有一祖，不是有白眉道人等等吗？其中有一祖叫做“五梅大师”，是个女人。
One of them is called "Wu Mei" and she is the only woman.

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五梅同学，跑，往四川跑，跑到四川和云南交界的大凉山上面。
She fled to Sichuan. Near the border of Sichuan and Yunnan on mountain Daliang.

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看见一只蛇，和一只鹤，在打架，于是发明了鹤拳。
She saw a red-crowned crane fighting against a snake. Then she invented "crane punch".

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发明了白鹤拳以后，那你知道，作为一个学武的人，最重要的是什么？
You know what is the most important thing for practicing Kungfu?

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最重要的是要有肌肉。 对不对？女的也需要有肌肉。不然打不动人，对不对？
Muscle! Women especially need muscles to fight.

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要有肌肉，就要吃蛋白质。每天补充蛋白质，因为蛋白质是每天都会，就不能储存，你知道吧？
To grow muscle, you need to eat protein everyday, cause it's used up quickly.

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每天都要吃蛋白质。但她又是出家人，所以呢，她只能吃豆腐。
But since she was a nun and couldn't eat meat, she had to have tofu every day.

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然后嘞，她就跑到一个。。。她天天去那里买豆腐，那时候没有冰箱，豆腐又容易坏，因为它是蛋白质。
But tofu can easily turn sour, and there was no fridge at that time

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所以她每天下山买豆腐，就认识了一个人，叫做严二。
so she had to go downhill every day to buy fresh tofu. That's how she met Yan Er, the Tou Fu vendor. 


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严二那个人，看到她天天在那里买豆腐，就经常给她打了八折，于是他们俩就成了好朋友。
Yan Er gave her 20% discount and they became good friends.

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成好朋友以后，就逐渐,严二他家有女初长成，15岁的严咏春同学出现了
Yan Er has a young daughter, age 15, named "Wing Chun".

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就有一个乡绅，那种恶霸之类的，四川的，可能差不多，然后就想，就想霸占她。
She was threatened by a local bully. The bully wanted to marry her.

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然后呢，但是那个，又不能惹祸。就像那个五梅大师，她现在已经是朝廷钦犯，做人要低调，没办法。
Wu Mei wanted to help them but she couldn't fight against the guy because she was the most wanted at that time.

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后来就教那个同学白鹤拳，正好拿来试验一下，她也不好打人，让她去打。
So she taught Wing Chun "crane Punch".

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她真的就把那个恶霸给打败了。
Wing Chun beat the bully in the end.

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咏春，也没有她那么有肌肉，所以白鹤亮翅那种动作做不好，就是单脚那种东西。
But as she was not very muscular, it was difficult to master all the postures in "crane Punch".

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那她就把它简化了一些，那动作就变了一些
So she simplified some of the postures and made the punches fast and swift.

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就变成了咏春拳。
And that became the famous "Wing Chun Punch".

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咱吃了饭去哪啊？
What shall we do after dinner?

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吃完饭，要不咱玩杀人吧！
What about playing the game "Mafia"?

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杀人？就你？
Mafia? Are you sure?

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哎呀，终于可以当法官了！
At last I can play the "Mayor".

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你当法官？我还没有见过你这种人可以当法官的！你行吗？
You? Are you kidding? Are you experienced enough to play the role?

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我不行，谁行？
If I can't, who else can?

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咱想当年念了那么多年法律你当白念啊？行了，不扯废话啊。我们开始杀人。
You know I've studied law for many years. Anyways let's start the game.

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好，天黑～请睁眼。
Okay, it is dark now. All the villagers please stay awake...

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杀手～请闭眼。
Mafia, please close your eyes.

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警察～请杀人。
Detective, please "kill" the person...

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Time flies! Our happy time in the first year passed so quickly.

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Later we realized that the most important thing in the second year was the general exam.

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说到general
As for the general exam

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最变态的还是我们MAE啊
I believe the toughest one is from our MAE department.

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先是教授一对一的单挑
To pass it, you first have to take an oral exam with one single professor,

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然后再四对一的群殴。
and then prepare to be interviewed by FOUR professors at one time.

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MAE General Exam

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别紧张
Don't be nervous.

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我们只是进行一些轻松的讨论。
We are just gonna have some easy discussions.

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会解薛定厄方程吗？
Do you know how to solve Schroinger equation?

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我会解H原子的情况。
I can solve it for Hydrogen atom.

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MAE Professors' General Guidelines

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1) Skip every topic the student is familiar with.

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我们换个话题
Let's change a topic.

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我们来设计飞机翅膀吧
Why don't we design a pair of wings for airplane?

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老师，我是学火箭发动机的
Professor, what I learnt are all about rockets' engines.

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我们火箭没翅膀
Rockets don't have wings.

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2) Start from the topics that the student is unprepared.

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我们MAE一定要全面
MAE students should be well-rounded.

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不会没关系，我会引导你的.
Don't worry if you've never seen this before. I will guide you.

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OK.

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最近有没有关心时事？
Did you pay attention to the news recently?

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有没有听说有飞机在Hudson River迫降？
Have you heard of the forced landing incident on Hudson River?

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恩，好像是被飞鸟撞下来的
Yes, it seemed to be caused by birds.

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好，请你设计一对可以防止飞鸟撞击的翅膀。
Good. Please design a pair of wings which can prevent the collision from birds.

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这什么题啊?! 我学的控制方程，一个都用不上.
What kind of problem is this?! None of the control equations I learned applies here.

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3) Give the student some hints, no matter correct or wrong.

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我们是不是可以借鉴一下常规的驱赶鸟类的方法？
Can we learn something from the way we usually use to get rid of the birds?

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您是说，在飞机翅膀上绑上稻草人？
Do you mean that we can tie some scarecrows on the wings?

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很有意思的想法，但我们是不是还可以考虑一下其他的想法呢？
Very interesting idea! But can you think of some other ways?

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哦，我们可以借鉴一般机场的方法。
Aha, we can learn from airports

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使用超声波驱赶鸟群。
using the supersonic to drive away the bird flocks.

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4) If the student is on the right track, distract him/her.

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有没有其他方法呢？
Are there any other ways?

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我们可以把飞机翅膀涂成刺激性的红色，起到警示的作用。
We can paint the wings red to scare off the birds.

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所有的鸟都能看到红色吗？鸟有没有色盲呢？
Are you sure that all birds can see red? Are there color-blind birds?

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可能有吧。
Maybe there are.

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为什么鸟是色盲就可以飞上天，
Have you ever though about why a color-blind bird can fly

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而人是色盲就不能当飞行员呢？
but a color-blind human can't serve as a pilot?

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因为，因为鸟不用考驾照？
Because... because birds don't need licenses?

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为什么色盲不能考驾照？
Why can't a color blind have the license for pilot?

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因为色盲区分不了仪表盘。
Because the color blind can't read the dashboards?

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知不知道喝咖啡喝多了
Don't you know that if you drink too much coffee

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也看不清仪表盘？
your eyesight will be so affected that you can't read the dashboards
either.

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可能是吧。
Maybe I guess.

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有研究表明，喝优质的咖啡并不影响视力。
Researches imply that drinking high quality coffee doesn't affect eyesight.

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你知道哪里产优质的咖啡吗？
Do you know which country produces high quality coffee?

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巴西，哥伦比亚的也不错
Brazil. Colombia's coffee is also good.

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所以，防止鸟类撞飞机，你的解决方案是：
And therefore your solution to protect the airplane wings from bird collisions is?

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引进巴西咖啡?
Import Brazilian coffee beans.

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5) Before the student goes nuts, finish the exam and leave asap.

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我不是来考流体的吗，
Wait a minute! I'm here for an exam on fluid-dynamics.

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为什么考到咖啡了？
How come I end up with coffee?!

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咖啡不就是流体吗？
But isn't coffee fluid?

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唉，咖啡是流体
Ok, coffee IS liquid.

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你们系的general还好，过还是不过一句话说了算。
Your general exam is not that bad, and you'll get a result in one sentence.

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像我们ORFE系的general，
Nothing could be comparable to general exams we had in ORFE department


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那可是旷日持久，艰苦卓绝，劳民伤财，惨绝人寰！
which could be the most difficult thing you can think of in the world.

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有那么严重吗，你怎么了？
It isn't that serious, is it?

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我们系的qualify，那可是16个小时的
This exam lasts for 16 hours!

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体力，脑力,智力的大比拼
It is a huge challenge to your physical, mental and intellectual limits.

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你们是开卷！
Come on. Your exams are open-book and open-notes.

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什么都能带，你还这么多事
You can basically bring anything. Where are these complaints coming from?

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你甭提了，你甭提了。就为了这开卷，我整整搬了八大箱的书
I carried eight suitcases of books just for the exam.

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累死我了！
Moving these books alone almost wore me out.

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ORFE Qualify Exam

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你带了多少书啊？
How many books did you bring here?

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能想得到的都带上了，十七八本吧。
I brought all I can think of, maybe seventeen or eighteen books.

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你呢？
What about you?

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恩，七八十本吧。
Eh. Maybe seventy or eighty.

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哇，这么多，你怎么带？
OMG so many! How did you carry all those?

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还不是靠我！
Who do you think CARRIED EVERYTHING here!

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哇，不愧是大牛啊
Man, he IS a genius!

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一本书都没有带。
He doesn't even bring ONE book.

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我小弟在后面。
Those are my attendants.

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(How come this question is so hard!)

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(Aha, seems she is stuck somewhere too!)

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(Dude, are you still looking at the second question? I've already got to the last one!) 

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（这个时候，火灾警报突然响了。。。）
(The fire alarm suddenly starts ringing...)

152
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Ominous! Get Out!

153
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考过了general，是不是可以进入三年级的幸福生活了？
Did we have a much happier life in the third year, after the generals?

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才不是呢，三年级是最没有特色的一个年级。
Absolutely not. There's nothing special in the third year. 

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我都记不得三年级到底发生什么事情了。
I even can't recall anything that happened in that year.

156
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是啊。找工作？
I feel the same way. Did we start looking for jobs?

157
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没压力。
No pressure yet.

158
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Research？
Did we fully get involved in research?

159
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没动力。
No motivation yet.

160
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那找mm呢？
What about getting a girlfriend and starting a romance?

161
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没勇气。。。
No confidence at all...

162
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这曲线太性感了，和我预测的结果一模一样，太爽了
The curve is so sexy, perfectly matching my expectation. Woooo!

163
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(Dear, I am missing you so much!)

164
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这和天仙mm的身材是一样的啊
The curve looks exactly the same as my girlfriend's.

165
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我天仙mm的曲线不错吧
Dude, look at my girlfriend's curve!

166
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什么天仙mm，这不就是你的三次曲线吗？
Come on, this is your cubic curve.

167
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嘿，你有更好的曲线？
So show me what you got.

168
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就这水平，给你show一下我的丝雨mm
You watch. My Ms. Right!

169
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囧（啊～！）
Shocked?...

170
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The two are still day dreaming...

171
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At the same time, Mr. Mystery comes.

172
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4pm: time for working out

173
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唉，今天怎么又搬家?
How come so many people moving their apartments recently?

174
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是啊，第三场了已经
Yup, it's the 3rd round already.

175
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师弟们，今天辛苦了，这几样.
Dude, great job! So these pieces.

176
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师兄，这不是昨天半夜三更刚帮你从垃圾堆捡回来的几样么？
Are you serious? Didn't you just pick them up from the trash last night?

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这也不是很多，还好还好啊，小菜一碟
Anyway a piece of cake.

178
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忘了告诉你们，这些是不搬的。
Wait, these are to be discarded.

179
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很累啊。怎么样，撮一顿去吧？
A tough game huh? Let's treat ourselves a big dinner.

180
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出去干吗，找cooking beauty啊
Well we can count on the legendary "cooking beauty"

181
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Cooking beauty, 管饭么？
But you believe she'll cook for us?

182
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喂，小清啊，又去买衣服？
Kitty, shopping again?

183
00:18:43.185 --> 00:18:45.352
我在看paper呢，没空！
Sorry I am reading a paper.

184
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喂，小芳么，视频聊天？
Hello, Serena? Video chat?

185
00:18:53.336 --> 00:18:56.927
哦，我在写作业呢，改天行么
Sorry, I can't do it right now. I am doing my homework.

186
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小白？
Little White?

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什么小S ？？
Little S?

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小丽啊～啊， 是妈呀
Little beauty? Oh it's mom

189
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A Charmer's Love Confession

190
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说我花？花啥子哦，听着！
You think I am a playboy? No! Listen!

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对老婆我专一的要死，把我纯洁无瑕的生命集合在一起，再轰一声炸掉
I am the most devoted one in the world.

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看！整个世界一片血红，和我的真心一模一样，红得翻血泡子。
See my heart is always with you.

193
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Someone is still working.

194
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The theme of the third year is -- every day...

195
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But life has never been plain.

196
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眼睛一闭一睁，居然快毕业了。
When I wake up, I suddenly find that I am graduating... I can't believe this!

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原来这么多年你都是睡过去的。。。
You weren't sleeping for the entire 5 years, were you?

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下一个做梦的地方找好了吗？
Have you decided the next place to resume your dream?

199
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我去加州吧，虽然它快破产了。
I'm going to sunny California, although it's wandering at the edge of bankruptcy.

200
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那我回中国吧，虽然我会变成“海待”。
I'm going back to China, although I might become a new "species" - the overseaed unemployed.

201
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那我就，我选英国吧，我看涨英镑。
In that sense, I'll choose UK. I have strong confidence in UK pounds.

202
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陈瑜，你想去哪儿啊？
Yu, where are you going?

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我啊，那我只好去印度找旆哥了。。。。
me... I guess I might have to go to India, where Pei Ge is now...