This new CBS program is another spinoff of the acclaimed CSI franchise.
This time, the franchise moves across the Atlantic to Scotland.
There we find Inspector John McDonnough (Sean Connery) and Detective Robert Callaghan (Roddy Piper)
solving murder mysteries in the land of Loch Ness.
The show is slated to debut on CBS in the spring of 2007,
so be sure to watch for it.
TOP 10 REASONS TO WATCH CSI: SCOTLAND
10) Mr. T pities the fool that doesn't watch it.
9) Would you rather watch a bunch of "celebrities" trying to dance than watch a bunch of "celebrities" trying to act?
8) It's always fun to watch a respectible actor and a has-been ruin their careers.
7) The bagpipe version of the Who's "You Better You Bet" as the show's theme is AWESOME!
6) Because CBS needs the ratings.
5) What's more entertaining than a show set in Scotland?
4) In episode three, the Loch Ness Monster goes on a killing spree.
3) IT'S CSI, DAMMIT!!!
2) It's better than watching Bill O'Reilly.
And the number 1 reason to watch CSI: SCOTLAND
1) Sean Connery is bringing SexyBack!
Webmaster's note: Please do not take this seriously. There is no
CSI: SCOTLAND in production. Sean Connery wouldn't dare ruin his career
like this. Roddy Piper, though, might take a chance like this.
At any rate, this is the offshoot of an idea developed during Patricia Kennedy's
HUMAN RIGHTS AND THE RULE OF LAW writing seminar. As a result, this webpage
is dedicated to Ms. Kennedy and my classmates in the seminar.
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