Number 5, April 1998 IN THIS ISSUE... Reap by Jon Soverow Princeton Haikus by Matt Gordon Sunday Brunch by Jenny Yue Road to Spartanburg by Richard Johnston Sympathy for the Devil by Bryan Walsh

PRINCETON HAIKUS 8-6-4-2-3 "You have no new messages." I wish I had friends. Such raucous protests Arise over nothing more: Fruit and a condom. In my seminar I sit in silence and fear. What was the book called? The Triangle show's Sophisticated humor: Transvestitism. --Matt Gordon