The Disciples of the Almighty Donut
aka. The Kruller Staff
last "edited" May 1999
Before we begin, we have to say that this page has not exactly been kept
up to date. We need to get pictures, and scan them, and change names, and
so forth and so on. Yet it ought to be a good sign that our lowest
priority is our page of self-indulgent trumpeting, right? It's also a
sign that we've added a lot of new freshfolk, and so we need to take their
pictures and stuff. So for now, just know that a lot of people who ought
to be here are not here yet. But they will be.
And so you have arrived at the Kruller Staff Page, gloriously maintained
by me, Carlynn. About
half of this stuff is shamelessly lifted from the staff pages of various
issues, and I have also included links to work that each person has
published in Kruller. We try not to put ourselves in any more than
we would anyone else, and hopefully less, or at least not to indulge
in more self-congratulatory wankery than absolutely necessary. And
if you don't know the meaning of wankery, don't look it up. You're
better off as is. Ditto for buggery.
So yeah, onwards and downwards. One day there will be more pictures.
Mmm...
And we're planning t-shirts. Which will hopefully read GUTTER BOUND,
because frankly, we are.
Okay, okay, the staff... first, the most recent
staff list
§ Patricia Owamare Akhimie

"'I am half-sick of shadows,' said the lady of Small Onion."
—Margaret Atwood
Starring as Janie in the movie version of Their Eyes Were
Watching God
In a past life: Fellow World War I ambulance driver of
Hemingway
Ife
Head,
Issue 1, June 1997
Not Quite Caladesi, Issue 4, March 1998
§ Jane Greenway Carr
aka., Teenie Gweenie

"Born again from the rhythm
Screaming down from heaven
Ageless, ageless ... this beauty,
Give me more..." —Jeff Buckley
Starring as Sister in the movie version of Why I Live at the
P.O.
In a past life: Franz Kafka's mother
The Taste of
Wine That Lingers, Issue 4, March 1998
§ Karen Renee Emmerich
"Where did it all go wrong? There ought to be a law against
Henry." —John Berryman
Starring as Madame Defarge in the movie version of A Tale of
Two Cities
In a past life: Virginia Woolf's wet nurse
§ (Nancy) Carlynn Houghton

"he gathered up his loved ones and he brought them all
around to say goodbye, nice try." —R.E.M.
Last name Yorke...
D.O.B. 6 August 1977
Major Classics
Political Affliation Students for a Free Tibet, kind of
Favorite book The Marriage of Cadmus and Harmony, by
Roberto Calasso
Favorite band The Artists Formerly Known As On A Friday
Favorite color Mauve
Shoe of choice maroon Dr. Martens
Boxers or tightie whities? both
Her homepage is called
How To Disappear Completely And Never Be Found
Starring as The Wife of Bath in the movie version of The
Canterbury Tales
In a past life: Gertrude Stein's editor
Für Elise, Issue 1, June 1997
An excerpt from
Owen, Issue 4, March 1998
§ Patrick Tzu-Jen Lee
"So I ask again: am I so alone and full of pride, to
never speak out?" —Anything Box
D.O.B.: April 23, 1564
Major: English
Political affiliation: Blue Party
Favorite book: The Catcher in the Rye
Favorite band: Sting
Favorite color: Blue of course
Shoe of choice: double platform suede
Boxers or tightie whities? neither?
Starring as Marlowe in the movie version of Heart of
Darkness
In a past life: Keat's doctor
Some Sort of Punctuation, Issue 1, June 1997
§ Adam Henry Ollendorff
...the eighth, he is, he is...
"Kruller? Uh, I think I have to rewind my CDs." —himself
Starring as Godot in the movie version of Waiting For
Godot
In a past life: Coleridge's dealer
Sisters, Issue 1, June 1997
Winter, Issue 3, January 1998
§ Nicholas G (-string) Salvato

"The land was divided among the peasants, and all the
buildings burned down. In the mansion house there were many historical
treasures, and an enormous library, which the peasants tore up to roll
cigarettes..." —report from the Chernigov province, 1917
Starring as Satan in the movie version of Paradise Lost
In a past life: Dostoyevsky's bitch
Madonna and Child, Issue 1, June 1997
Penance, Issue 3, January 1998
§ Michael "The Bruce" Sherry

"Human feeling is like the mighty rivers that bless the
earth: it does not wait for beauty—it flows with resistless force and
brings beauty with it." —George Eliot
Starring as Forrest Junior in the movie version of Gump &
Company
In a past life: Shelley's roommate at boarding
school
Battleground Country Club, Issue 1, June 1997
§ Tristan Cameron Snell

"The public for which masterpieces are intended is not on
this earth." —Thornton Wilder
His homepage can be accessed by clicking
the link
Starring as Huck in the movie version of The Adventures of
Huckleberry Finn
In a past life: James Joyce's whore's pimp
An Elegy in Two Acts, Issue 1, June 1997
Ryan Matthew Parker, C.S.A., Issue 4, March 1998
§ Genevieve Yue
D.O.B.: June 5, 1979
Major: Dawson's Creek studies
Political affiliation: whatever Dawson's dad likes, baby
Favorite book: Freshman Facebook
Favorite band: Paula Cole
Favorite color: red, like the Flash
Shoe of choice: keds
Boxers or tightie whities? doesn't matter. the edible
kind.
Off Darby Lane, Issue 4, March 1998
Sunday Brunch, Issue 5, April 1998
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