The Disciples of the Almighty Donut

aka. The Kruller Staff

last "edited" May 1999

Before we begin, we have to say that this page has not exactly been kept up to date. We need to get pictures, and scan them, and change names, and so forth and so on. Yet it ought to be a good sign that our lowest priority is our page of self-indulgent trumpeting, right? It's also a sign that we've added a lot of new freshfolk, and so we need to take their pictures and stuff. So for now, just know that a lot of people who ought to be here are not here yet. But they will be.

And so you have arrived at the Kruller Staff Page, gloriously maintained by me, Carlynn. About half of this stuff is shamelessly lifted from the staff pages of various issues, and I have also included links to work that each person has published in Kruller. We try not to put ourselves in any more than we would anyone else, and hopefully less, or at least not to indulge in more self-congratulatory wankery than absolutely necessary. And if you don't know the meaning of wankery, don't look it up. You're better off as is. Ditto for buggery.

So yeah, onwards and downwards. One day there will be more pictures. Mmm... And we're planning t-shirts. Which will hopefully read GUTTER BOUND, because frankly, we are.

Okay, okay, the staff... first, the most recent staff list


§ Patricia Owamare Akhimie


"'I am half-sick of shadows,' said the lady of Small Onion." —Margaret Atwood

Starring as Janie in the movie version of Their Eyes Were Watching God
In a past life: Fellow World War I ambulance driver of Hemingway

Ife Head, Issue 1, June 1997
Not Quite Caladesi, Issue 4, March 1998

§ Jane Greenway Carr

aka., Teenie Gweenie


"Born again from the rhythm
Screaming down from heaven
Ageless, ageless ... this beauty,
Give me more..." —Jeff Buckley

Starring as Sister in the movie version of Why I Live at the P.O.
In a past life: Franz Kafka's mother

The Taste of Wine That Lingers, Issue 4, March 1998

§ Karen Renee Emmerich

"Where did it all go wrong? There ought to be a law against Henry." —John Berryman

Starring as Madame Defarge in the movie version of A Tale of Two Cities
In a past life: Virginia Woolf's wet nurse

§ (Nancy) Carlynn Houghton


"he gathered up his loved ones and he brought them all around to say goodbye, nice try." —R.E.M.

Last name Yorke...
D.O.B. 6 August 1977
Major Classics
Political Affliation Students for a Free Tibet, kind of
Favorite book The Marriage of Cadmus and Harmony, by Roberto Calasso
Favorite band The Artists Formerly Known As On A Friday
Favorite color Mauve
Shoe of choice maroon Dr. Martens
Boxers or tightie whities? both
Her homepage is called How To Disappear Completely And Never Be Found
Starring as The Wife of Bath in the movie version of The Canterbury Tales
In a past life: Gertrude Stein's editor

Für Elise, Issue 1, June 1997
An excerpt from Owen, Issue 4, March 1998

§ Patrick Tzu-Jen Lee

"So I ask again: am I so alone and full of pride, to never speak out?" —Anything Box

D.O.B.: April 23, 1564
Major: English
Political affiliation: Blue Party
Favorite book: The Catcher in the Rye
Favorite band: Sting
Favorite color: Blue of course
Shoe of choice: double platform suede
Boxers or tightie whities? neither?
Starring as Marlowe in the movie version of Heart of Darkness
In a past life: Keat's doctor

Some Sort of Punctuation, Issue 1, June 1997

§ Adam Henry Ollendorff

...the eighth, he is, he is...

"Kruller? Uh, I think I have to rewind my CDs." —himself

Starring as Godot in the movie version of Waiting For Godot
In a past life: Coleridge's dealer

Sisters, Issue 1, June 1997
Winter, Issue 3, January 1998

§ Nicholas G (-string) Salvato


"The land was divided among the peasants, and all the buildings burned down. In the mansion house there were many historical treasures, and an enormous library, which the peasants tore up to roll cigarettes..." —report from the Chernigov province, 1917

Starring as Satan in the movie version of Paradise Lost
In a past life: Dostoyevsky's bitch

Madonna and Child, Issue 1, June 1997
Penance, Issue 3, January 1998

§ Michael "The Bruce" Sherry


"Human feeling is like the mighty rivers that bless the earth: it does not wait for beauty—it flows with resistless force and brings beauty with it." —George Eliot

Starring as Forrest Junior in the movie version of Gump & Company
In a past life: Shelley's roommate at boarding school

Battleground Country Club, Issue 1, June 1997

§ Tristan Cameron Snell


"The public for which masterpieces are intended is not on this earth." —Thornton Wilder

His homepage can be accessed by clicking the link
Starring as Huck in the movie version of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
In a past life: James Joyce's whore's pimp

An Elegy in Two Acts, Issue 1, June 1997
Ryan Matthew Parker, C.S.A., Issue 4, March 1998

§ Genevieve Yue

D.O.B.: June 5, 1979
Major: Dawson's Creek studies
Political affiliation: whatever Dawson's dad likes, baby
Favorite book: Freshman Facebook
Favorite band: Paula Cole
Favorite color: red, like the Flash
Shoe of choice: keds
Boxers or tightie whities? doesn't matter. the edible kind.

Off Darby Lane, Issue 4, March 1998
Sunday Brunch, Issue 5, April 1998

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