Hello, reader. This is a letter from the editor. To you. So listen up. Sorry, I haven't written anything for a long time, seeing as it was just summer break and all, so I'm having problems regulating my sentence length, and I apologize for the biting short sentences in the last paragraph, but anyways, welcome to the Pauper, Princeton's only, and therefore best online satire publication, which is totally funny and really really cool, and back for its second year! Ok, enough of the sentence length joke. If you're a new reader, then get ready for some very mediocre shit. If you're back from last year, I've got to ask you: "Why the hell are you here?" I'm going to refrain from asking you how your summer was, because I know it was better than mine anyways. We here at the Pauper spent most of our summers on our asses, as you may have noticed form our painfully inadequate summer edition. But never fear, our staff is expanding and so are our comedic horizons. If you want on board here, give us an email at pauper@princeton.edu and we'll hire you on the spot! After a complete psychological exam to establish your insanity, of course. We don't pay too well, probably because we're broke, but if you like working for less than a Tijuana sweatshop employee (ie for free) then give us a call! Enjoy. Matt Foulger ’05 Editor and Dictator for Life Back to the Pauper