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Fox Completes Filming of Reality
Show Joe Princetonian 10
January 2003
Fleming loses Lewis W.
Fairchild '24 Professorship in game of Texas Hold 'em
6 December 2002
LeMenager busted for
spying; "Admits" nothing
13 September 2002
Meg Whitman auctions off naming rights
to campus buildings
12 March 2002
Senior blows easiest
pool shot ever
28 January 2002
CompSci Major
Confuses attacker with "Leet-Speak"
28 January 2002
Freshman exits
through FitzRandolph Gate, is struck down by wrath of God
8 December 2001
Nassau Bell Tower
shooting spree leaves 28 squirrels dead
8 December 2001
Grade
Hyperinflation reaching dangerous levels
8 December 2001
Wilsonian shocked to
find self featured on front page of Prince
15 November 2001
Message Board
Vandalism at All-Time High
8 November 2001
Sophomore Caught
Flirting with Wawa Cashier
8 November 2001
Freshman male
still lonely despite new Banana Republic Outfit
8 November 2001 |
World
Osama bin Laden
Launches new airline, "Air Qaeda" 10 January 2003
Senate Committee Report:
America 12% more X-TREME in 2002
10 January 2003
PCAT
makes a guest appearance in new episode of Fox's 24
6 December 2002
Vin Diesel
deployed to Iraq to topple Saddam
13 September 2002
Three dead, 12 injured as Xmas shopper
‘Hurricane Marge’ ravages East Coast malls
Christmas 2001
Witherspoon
Returns to Earth in form of Vengeful Cyborg
15 November 2001
Quebec Secedes from
Planet Earth
15 November 2001
America's
"Love-em or Hate-em" Team Begins New Season
8 November 2001
Local
Local Plumber Arrested on
Charges of Narcotics Possession
12 March 2002
Business
BMG Cancels Christmas
record deal with Osama Bin Laden
Christmas 2001
Sports
Teams Announced
for Corporate Bowl 2002
28 January 2002
Princeton
sprint football team routed by local elementary school
15 November 2001 |
