Contributions

We're looking for story ideas, column ideas and even full-time writers. If you think you've got what it takes, email your idea or prospective article here. But first, you must meet these stringent requirements:

• You must be a total slacker with no work ethic whatsoever

Pass the test? Well then submit, my friend! Remember: The Pauper reserves the right to edit your work if it really sucks, which, if you write for the Prince, it probably will.