The Mega Awesome January 2003 Calendar.
Step by step, day by day.
Don't know what to expect this month? We at The G-Spot have gone ahead and figured January out for you.
1st: Happy New Year! Welcome to the first non-palindromic year since 2001!
2nd: 2001! is a long number, by the way.
3rd: Enjoy Winter Break today by laughing at anyone who has to
go to work.
4th: Have you started your papers yet?
Loser.
5th: Dining Halls re-open!
Yay?
6th: Reading period officially starts.
May we suggest “Bridget Jones’s Diary”?
7th-9th: Read, write, look at hotties… it’s hard work in
Firestone.
10th: Have you started your papers yet?
Loser.
11th: Need to settle your movie jones?
Check out wake.
12th: Today starts “Man Watchers Appreciation Week”.
Enjoy!
13th: Oh no! It’s
Monday the 13th!
14th: It’s almost Dean’s Date!
Have you started your papers yet?
Loser.
15th: Dean’s Date! Congrats! Go get
drunk!
16th: Dedicate today to something truly worthwhile: Getting
over your hangover.
17th: I’ve got a final, and I’ll bet you don’t.
And it’s math, too. Hell.
18th: If you were an English major, you’d be done by now.
19th: You know how to beat those finals blues?
Spend too much on a new shirt!
20th: January is “Diet, Lose Weight & Feel Great”
Month. Not that I’m
implying anything…
21st: Do you have a friend who’s stressed over finals?
Go laugh at him/her.
22nd: You might want to turn in your take-home exams now.
23rd: Do you have a final today?
The 67,500 people taking ECO 102 do!
24th: Have you hugged a postal worker today?
Why?
25th: Finals end somewhere around here.
26th-28th: Intersession, which means watching
sophomores bickering! Watch
out for TI!
29th: Call up your friends at other colleges and remind them
that you don’t have class today.
30th: Today’s date is 01/30/03. That’s not too interesting.
31st: You
know, I just realized that Dean's Date was actually the 14th. I hope
my professors don't mind.