Maybe you didn’t see Blue Crush.  Maybe you didn’t see The Rules of Attraction.  In fact, you probably thought snottily to yourself, “Those are such poor excuses for movies.”  But if you thought that, then you didn’t notice Kate Bosworth, who is, quite honestly, a pretty good excuse to make a movie.

But you don’t have to trust us on this; Kate’s trading in the West Coast surfing scene for the ivory towers of New Jersey.  That’s right, she’s coming to Princeton in the class of 2007, and we suspect that more people than average will be signing up to host a pre-frosh than normal as a result.  She was originally supposed to come here in the Class of 2005 (my class… oh, if only), but decided to defer admission for two years in order to concentrate on pumping out a rapid-fire selection of big-ticket movies (including one with James van der Beek!  Swoon!)

She says she’s planning to major in psychology, so the crowds of boys trailing after her will have to work on their pick-up lines; she’ll see right through the ol’ [insert cheesy pick-up line here] line.  And, just as a warning, she is “involved” with someone at the present time, so you guys will need to start by breaking them up before you go whole hog on the seduction.

We’ll also have to see whether or not she convinces President Tilghman to install a wave generator on Lake Carnegie, but if the Tilghinator saw “Blue Crush”, she probably won’t need much coaxing.  I’ve got myself a surfboard already, and I’m just hoping she’ll give me mouth-to-mouth after I crash into the Washington Road bridge.

Lauren Bush, watch out… the “it girl” crown may soon be plucked from your head.  Oh, and by the way, the Pauper could use a reporter to cover the Princeton water sports scene.  Whaddya say, Kate?

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