G-Spot's Romance and Sex Section:
We're Dedicated to Seeing Everyone Get Some.
Even People who Probably Shouldn't.
(Such as Pauper Editor-in-Chief, Matt Foulger)
Let's be straight up. You need help. Help in life. You need a new start. We can't provide that here, but we can tell you about people who have awesome love lives and make you feel really bad about yourself. And just when you think that you can't get any lower, we'll help you out by telling you what to say, what to do, how to act, and how to play the game of love. Follow our advice, and soon enough, you'll be beating back the prospective daters with a stick. Preferably toward the G-Spot offices, because we've got some, um, interns who need dates badly. Not me, though. Definitely not me.
Four Easy Ways to Get a Date for Finals [Issue 02] - You might not have been able to reel in a cutie for New Year's Eve, but there's still time for you to hook up before Intersession. Here's how to get the hook-up without all that bothersome effort.
So You've Been Sexiled [Issue 01] - The scrunchie on the door ain't a suggestion that you oughta change your hairstyle... you've been sexiled! Don't flip; we'll help you deal.