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What is The Princeton Pauper?

The Princeton Pauper is an online satire publication. There is no real schedule to our release dates - the length of time between issues varies in inverse proportion to our school workload.

The Paupers

We are very bored, very lonely individuals who are not content to let the many comic opportunities of Princeton life pass by unexploited. And we're all members of the Skulls.

	Matt Foulger Editor-In-Chief, currently lost in South Africa Head African Correspondent President for Life Resident Canadian Scapegoat Quote: "Bring me a shrubbery!" Email
	Gabe Doyle Interim Editor-in-Chief in Mr. Foulger's Absence Style Editor Consumer of Random and Generally Disgusting Beverages Resident Pittsburgh Scapegoat Quote: "Let us now descend into the morass of delta and epsilon." Email
	Rehan Shamim Assistant Editor Head Investigative Correspondent FBI: Full-Blooded-Indian Token Minority Staffer Quote: "Yeah... I'll take that trade. If you let me vomit on you." Email
	Matt Lane Guy in Charge of Doing Things Video Game Editor Random Undeserved Title Quote: "What's crackalatin'?" Email
	Peter Landwehr Undecided Editor Master of Neo-Geo Computer Guru Quote: "I demand to be represented as Space Ghost..." Email
	Conall One-Name Editor Head Cool Guy Staff Ladies' Man Staff Man's Man Quote: None. Too busy getting babes. Email