December 20, 2000: From the Archives

“Don’t drink the milk! It’s spoiled!”
As you prepare to sit down for a holiday feast with your loved ones, check out these little rascals. No stuffing or cranberry sauce in view, but they are undoubtedly enjoying the finest in Commons fare: a hearty meal with some interesting table talk. Can anyone shed some light on the topic of conversation, or, for that matter, the undergrads who are dining?
Take note of our mannerly young gents and keep those elbows off the table.