Web Exclusives: Raising Kate
a PAW web exclusive column by Kate
Swearengen '04 (email@example.com)
April 9, 2003:
end of the world
Well really of movies, dinosaurs, and, oh yes,
New Yorker film critic David Denby, the cultural levee between
American audiences and a summer of Steven Segal movies, spoke at
McCosh 50 on March 13. The lecture, "Do Movies Have a Future?"
addressed the American movie industry and the role of the critic.
Denby attributed the demise of American cinema in part to the concession
stand, and bemoaned the importance of popcorn profits and the sale
of "Cokes so big you could drown a small rabbit in them."
"I am worried about the survival of minority tastes."
Denby said, pointing out that six conglomerates own eight production
companies and that most films are targeted to an audience of 15-25
year-old males. Denby's lecture itself was targeted to a select
audience: in this case, affluent, quasi-bohemian townies with expensive
hair and avant-garde eyeglasses.
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During the question-and-answer session that followed the lecture,
one man asked why so many movies get two thumbs up these days. "I
think Roger Ebert has generous tastes. Let's put it that way."
Said Denby, before slamming Chicago, which he described as an "editing
table masterpiece and choreographical disaster." The final
question of the night came from a woman who wanted to know Denby's
thoughts on a prediction he had made years earlier: "About
20 years ago you wrote a really memorable line, something like,
'This is not just possibly the worst movie ever made, but a vision
for the end of movies.'"
"Oh, it was about that John Travolta thing. Staying Alive.
Well, the vision came true." Denby said.
Jack Horner, paleontologist for the Museum of the Rockies at Montana
State University, spoke to a full house at McCosh 50 on March 24.
Horner discussed the early history of paleontology the first
dinosaur skeleton unearthed was found in New Jersey as well
as erroneous beliefs that plagued the science in its early years.
Horner explained that scientists used to break the lower vertebrae
of the dinosaurs they were reconstructing because they believed
that dinosaurs dragged their tails. "Dinosaurs did not drag
their tails." Said Horner, who pointed out that dinosaurs could
hardly have been successful predators if they had had to lug around
The lecture attracted a varied crowd faculty from the geosciences
department, otherwise-jaded undergraduates for whom dinosaurs still
hold some mystique, and elementary school-aged children. This writer
sat next to a six-year old boy who spent the lecture drawing a remarkable
likeness of a Stegosaurus with his crayons.
Horner discussed many current hypotheses in paleontology, among
them, that dinosaurs were multicolored and that spongy bone masses
allowed some dinosaurs to engage in the sort of head-butting generally
associated with big-horned sheep and male Cap & Gown members.
Horner put forth his own contentious theory: Tyrannosaurus Rex was
not the fearsome predator of popular imagination, but a lowly scavenger.
"No one wants to believe that T-Rex is a scavenger." He
said. "I got hate mail from sixth-graders."
Horner, who served as technical adviser to Steven Spielberg during
the filming of the Jurassic Park movie series, also tried to pitch
his theory to Hollywood, but with little success: "I told Steven
that Tyrannosaurus Rex was a scavenger. 'You can't have T-Rex chasing
and eating people, Steven.' Steven looked at me and said, 'That
Spring Break has come and gone, leaving some Princeton students
caught up with their academic work and others with the knowledge
that tattoos are forever. Many undergraduates took advantage of
cheap airfares and spent the break abroad: England and Cancun were
popular destinations. The Ultimate Frisbee team traveled to Georgia
for a tournament, but rowers and runners stuck it out on campus
for twice-a-day practices.
Most seniors and a sizable number of juniors stayed
on campus to work on their theses or independent work. The Frist
Campus Center went on abbreviated hours and closed its doors at
10 pm, to the chagrin of students tired of studying in Firestone.
In most cases, scholarly discipline prevailed until the end of the
week, when spring weather ultimately conspired against even the
most diligent. The green spaces on campus quickly filled up with
Frisbees and khaki shorts, and ambitious sunbathers briefly camped
out in the courtyard of Henry Hall, only to conclude that it was
still too cold for bikinis.
Meanwhile, life at the Grad College, where most students are too
busy or too foreign to go home for a week, continued at its normal
pace. The D-Bar crowd on Saturday night may have been a little thinner
than usual, but the drinks were cheap and the music was loud. Cleveland
Tower, which was closed last spring due to renovations, was also
a popular hangout during break. Judging from the sign-in book, many
students used their time off to climb the tower's 207 stairs, an
ambitious undertaking that can be attributed either to the beautiful
weather or to the shortened hours of the Stevens Fitness Center.
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