Notes from the Liaison to the Entertainment Community

I remember just a few short years ago, when I thought Elvis was a fat, overrated slob who would be forgotten one day. Thanks to a few brave and very beautiful people, I have seen the error of my ways and I have joined one big happy family of Branch Davidianesque Elvis fans. Now I live, breathe, sleep, and urinate Elvis.

I feel particularly, well, blessed to have been given the opportunity to represent a group that I know will make great strides in human development. And what exactly do I do, you ask? As Liaison to the Entertainment Industry, it is my duty to, um, er . . . . yes, Lisa, Daddy's a teacher.

What the hell am I talking about? I must be drunk. Again. God bless the King. Or should I say, King bless the King.

Go in love, as the crazy cult guy says on Melrose.

DAN JEWEL
LIAISON TO THE ENTERTAINMENT COMMUNITY
DANJEWEL@PRINCETON.EDU