Notes from the Lackey


WHEN I FIRST HEARD THE KING'S MUSIC I DID NOT FULLY COMPREHENDTHE MAJESTY OF HIS WORKS BUT NOW I KNOW THE WISDON AND ETERNAL BEAT THAT SHAKES IN MY PROMORDIAL SOUL. ELVIS TOUCHES SOMETHING IN ALL OF US. WHEN FACED WITH THE QUESTION WHETHER THE ELVIS STAMP SHOULD DEPICT A SKINNY OR FAT ELVIS I INITIALLY CONCURRED WITH THE SENTIMENTS OF A THEN 33 YEAR OLD VIOLENCE PREVENTION EDUCATOR WHO SAID "I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM FAT AND FLABBY BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY HE TURNED OUT TO BE. HIS LIFESTYLE DESTROYED HIS HEALTH AND HIS LIFE. UNDERSTANDING THAT IS THE GREATEST GIFT HE COULD GIVE TO THE COMMUNITY. I ALSO DISAPPROVE OF HIS RACIST RIP-OFF BLACK MUSIC." WHILE I CAN NO LONGER ENDORSE THE VIEWS OF MR LEWIS I DO THINK THAT MY INCLUSION OF SUCH SENTIMENTS DOES NOT MAKE ME A HERETIC BUT IS EVIDENCE OF THE PELVIS ATTITUDE OF OPENNESS AND RESISTANCE TO ANY NORMATIVE OR NARROW FOCUS. WE, LIKE ELVIS, EMBRACE ALL AND BELIEVE WE CAN SHOW THEM ULTIMATELY THE RIGHT WAYS.

AVIDAN COVER
LACKEY