Notes from the Technical Advisor

First of all, I would like to congratulate you in making use of technology to spread the word of Elvis. Technology has a lot of uses. Some of them are bad: for example, SCUD missiles, AK-47s, and infomercials. Some of them are good: for example, coffee machines, ice cream makers, and Flo-bee hair cutting appliance. I mean, just think what Elvis could have done with a Flo-bee! But I digress. I would just like to say that I think I speak for the whole of the PElvis family here when I applaud you for celebrating the King in cyberspace.
As some of you may know, some Australian hackers recently broke into the Princeton University mainframe through the PElvis computer account. This is an instance of a BAD use of technology (see above for more details). Their dastardly deed was not only naughty, but was entirely contrary to the spirit of that great entertainer Elvis Presley.

Hunks o' burnin' love,
STEVE MEREL
TECHNICAL ADVISOR

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