(11/93, 11/78) The Band has a close affinity for cream pies. In fact, we have it on good authority that without the PUB, Ready-Whip would have gone under years ago. Toward the end of their tenure, the officers have a most unfortunate tendency to walk into cream pies.

Happy Birthday (2/96, 3/96) You're always a fair target on your birthday. Oddly enough, a DM (Drillmaster) can usually be found lurking nearby.

DM Candidate Pie (11/95, 11/95, 11/00) The DMs get a taste of their own medicine before they leave office, as the DM candidates target the soon-to-be-xDMs.

During a Show (Fall '85, 11/86) Being pied during a halftime show is loads of fun. Especially near the start of the show.

Pieing Mickey Mouse (11/94) Even the Band's favorite rodent isn't immune to the allure of whipped cream.