Officer Data Sheet

NAME: Dan Oneglia

NICKNAME(s): The Don, The Weasel, one-fer

BUST: Unknown

WAIST: 33

HIPS: Unknown

HEIGHT: 5'10"

WEIGHT: 160

BIRTH DATE: 2-23-99

BIRTHPLACE: Hartford, CT.

AMBITIONS: To get four major sports teams in Ct. and have them win the championship in the same season

TURN-ONS: Fast Cars (Mint Green Ford Tauruses), PUPS

TURNOFFS: Bad breath and food stuck in teeth or around mouth.

MY WOMAN: Doesn't Exist

PASSIONS: Construction, The Hartford Whalers

MOTTO: "I can't wait until...the Whale wins the Cup."

View a previously unpublished nude image of Dan.