Conversation between Tom Ventimiglia and Srivas Prasad:

T: I must say, Physics 106 is a very unique course.
S: That's incorrect English.
T: How?
S: "Unique" means one of a kind. You cannot say that something is "very unique".
T: Well, I guess I means unique in the sense of...
S: No, THAT IS NOT STANDARD USAGE!!!"

"Ben, your complete lack of knowledge of linguistics is almost admirable."
- Srivas Prasad

"Ben, you seem to underestimate the complexity of every problem by several orders of magnitude."
- Srivas Prasad

"Mmmh, Ben isn’t here. We could ask virtual Ben instead."
- Mike Dinitz

"All right, what do you think of this? I want to take my hand and drop it from the top of Fine Hall! OHH MAN, Its gonna be awesome!"
- Virtual Ben

"Video-games are of great educational value."
- Ben Essenburg