Year: 2012

Position: Cutter

Nickname: Great Ass (not sure if anyone but Cara actually calls her this...)

Bio: After she graduates, Colleen will become a recluse nun with her own farm.  She will eat only the vegetables she grew herself and paint alone in her studio at night, or read abstruse political theory books. If she does decide to adopt children, she will force them to work child labor in the fields.  Sometimes her friend Cara will visit her and secretly give the children candy, or something delicious other than vegetables.  Colleen will be gloriously happy. (by Cara Liuzzi)