Year: 2012

Position: Handler

Nickname: Speedy Gonzalez

Quotes: "Get on the shortbus" or "I'll [poo] in your toilet."

Bio: Kelly is an amazing handler. Her first word was "baller," immediately followed by "bitches" and "rum." Her first sentence was "hand me a Heineken." While all her peers were drinking milk out of the bottle, Kelly was routinely chugging 40s. She's Catholic. Enough said. (by Snow Li and Laura Bock)