ROSTER


2013 - 2014 Spring Roster

Madison Bush '14

"Madbush", Captain

Jen Kim '14

"JK", Captain

Sherry Li '15

"Sherbear", Captain

Angela Liu '15

webmaster

Kaitlyn Yin '15

President

Victoria Higgins '16

"Victo", Social Chair

Lyra Olson '16

"Bane", "Yoga Master"

Rachel Roberts '16

"Strebs"

Emily Rogers '16

"The Rogers"

Jean Wang '16

Vice-president

Sally Yu '16

"The Flash"

Evelyn Ding '17

"F for Forbes"

Bo Hadzhiyska '17

"Bo"

Lia Hankla '17

"Amelia"

Jane Urheim '17

"Jane"

Margaret Wang '17

"Marge"

Julianna Wright '17

"Julianna"

Amy Tai GS

"Ahmee"

Kristin Franke

"Mrs. Franke", Coach

2012 - 2013 Spring Roster

Rachel Chen '13

"Kanye"

"Captain Rachel" in contrast to the million other Rachels on our team... bionic legs propel her up, up, and away! She LOVES Jesus, but not Saint Valentine.

Hannah Vasquez '13

"last one there"

Just cuz her hands are sweaty doesn't mean that she can't huck a disc 100 yards down the field or snatch any and all sorts of oddly-maneuvered dump you throw in her general vicinity. This is one of our captains we're talking about.

Julia Yue '13

" Juju, Jew (All them Jewish boys wish she was a member of the tribe cause her ass is so fine), J-Glow, JUILA"

Large ass exerts gravitational pull on disc. Defenders seem to orbit uselessly around said derriere. Complains excessively when not playing savage. Former track runner kills it in workout and sprints, but always has a little left over for the dance floor. Taught us all the meaning of hashtags.

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Classified information

Lucy Lee '14

"Luce, Australian"

Madam President
Koalas. Kangaroos. Vegemite. Pretty (will be very in 5 more years) attractive brother.

Madison Bush '14

"Mad Bush"

Social chair. Aggressive. Takes that D.

Jen Kim '14

"JK"

Social chair
Hola, yo no estoy en los Estados Unidos este semestre porque soy una mala persona.

Evaline Cheng '14

"Evs"

Cool beans. Unfortunately abroad for the spring semester but improving her Ultimate skills by tossing with monkeys.

Grace Hack '15

"Grace"

Tallest. Round-framed glasses and wide-eyed gaze lull defenders into a false sense of security till they realize they're standing alone and she's got the disc in her hands.

Sherry Li '15

"The Eagle, Sherbear"

"As social as a chair"
Cheeburger challenger runner-up. - By default
PANDA BUTT SEX
Sherry's been killing it with kindness and ridiculously adorable faces o_O for years...but she's promised that this year in Georgia we'll see another side of her. Can catch any disc with her patented sideways layout leftover from soccer-goalie days.

Angela Liu '15

"Woosh"

CROP TOP MAGIC.
i.e. the definition of cool.
Efforts to match her up with parallel asian speedster Grasshopper ongoing.

Ola Oladosu '15

"The Shimmy"

Once you go black, you never go back (thaaaat's right). Diversity Pick 2013. Best known for getting every D while looking like she has no idea what's going on. Luckiest...or sneakiest?

Kaitlyn Yin '15

"Vice-president"

Cheeburger challenger #1.
Such a lady but she's eatin' like a dude! Bottomless pit.

Rachel Bergman '16

"Bergstrom"

With the soft voice of an angel, she will gently insult you without you noticing.

Victoria Higgins '16

"Sexy-cantaloupe, aka VICTO"

The woman who keeps us awake, aka coffee making mama. Can be sometimes spotted wearing Target plastic bags for shorts. Bakes delicious heart attacks and knows everything there is to know about cats on tin roofs. She also has an uncanny knack for distinguishing between zone vs man defense. - "Guys, I hear rumblings of man".

Lyra Olson '16

"Squirrely"

Sick of looking like you're constipated in Ultimate pictures? Lyra is inventing a new style of Ultimate, a fusion of sorts, where Yoga poses are encouraged, and you will look significantly more graceful on and off the field. So next time you hear the up call, arch your back and reach for the sky. Only then can you hope to get abs like her. Oh and don't forget to dance with the frisbee when you catch it (also known as "The Lyra.")

Rachel Roberts '16

"Strebs"

Officer Strebs to the rescue! This lady is always wide open on the field and can outrun... You think she's harmless until she skies you. We don't have photographic evidence of it, cause she's the photographer, but take our word for it.

Emily Rogers '16

"Em"

This former skier will slalom past you with ease and use her height mercilessly in the air.

Jean Wang '16

"Jean"

Don't underestimate her dainty motions! This ladylike former soccer player will burn you in and get run through D's...with her pinkies up of course.

Sally Yu '16

"other Australian"

It's a bird; it's a plane; it's... SALLY. Runs faster than an emu and jumps higher than a kangaroo.

2011 - 2012 Spring Roster

Kelly Weeks '12

"KWeeks, K-Weezy"

Kelly Weeks: "Bzzzt." She is the sexiest dancer on the team. Seriously. Ask her to show you the Kelly dance. But be warned, that may lead to an awkward situation, in which this panda's response is to lift her shirt to cover her head, not realizing that this exposes the rest of her. She can be most often spotted skying bitches left and right.

Emily Tseng '14

"Emiree"

Emily can usually be found with no shirt, no shoes, and she still gets service.

Laura Bock '12

"Bockward"

Bock has a very serious, untreatable disease that causes her to use the phrase "YOLO" whenever and wherever possible...and often impossible. If you find yourself with Bock and hear her use YOLO inappropriately, please remember to be sensitive to her condition. Badadada, badadada, badadadabadadadabadadadaBOOOOCK. Sherry: "Bock is awkwardly social."

Lucy Lee '14

"Luce, the Foreigner, the girl with the accent"

G'Day mate! She boxes like a kangaroo, cuddles like a koala, eats her shrimp off the barbie and will take all your Nutella. That last one wasn't about her being Australian, that's just because she's vicious, like the stingray that killed Steve Irwin. She claims that her ferocity is directly proportional to Vegemite intake, so maybe it does have to do with her Australian-ness after all. But for real. She's a Wildcat.

Sarah Plummer '12

"Splummer, Splums, Splum-a-lum, Splumdog Millionaire"

More commonly known as Splummer, she can often be spotted wearing a frog hat or petting a chinchilla. She also attracts nerds like a lamp attracts moths that are desperate to mate in the one glorious day they are given on this earth. We like to call her the "siren of the nerds".

Madison Bush '14

"Mads"

Madison is aggressive, both on the field and on the dance floor. If you're going for a disc or are an attractive male or worse, both, beware.

Ming Lu '12

"the female Yao Ming"

Yes, folks, tall Asians do exist and we have a fine specimen to prove it. Her hobbies include saving money (read: starving us in Georgia) and being praying-mantis-like (read: if Ming were an insect, she would be a praying mantis). Who knew praying mantiseseseses only liked blonde engineers?

Jen Kim '14

"JK, Baby J, baddest mother on the block"

Despite having the inches to make Rachel feel more comfortable about her height (or lack thereof), Jen Kim is going to D you. Assuming she can hear the up call.

Sara Nason '12

"Snason, Snase"

We still get confused when someone says "Sara" because we only know her as Snason. Known for her sick breaks, she will will throw under your outstretched arms with the ease of a panda master. Don't forget to check out the rock on her ring finger while you're getting broken. #engaged

Evaline Cheng '14

"EC, Evvy"

Our first memories of Evaline are her lying on the floor, shaking about, pretending to be fried bacon. After getting to know her over the past year, we can't say there's much else to know, except that she makes cuts that we can only dream of. She's the classiest-looking girl you'll meet, till she puts on her mark face. #girlfriendofteamboyfriend

Rachel Chen '13

"Rachey, Wachel"

Rachel may be one of the more (read: most) vertically-challenged players on our team, but she's definitely not short on smiles, eating capabilities, or ACL surgeries. When she's wearing ultimate gear, we often lose Rachel and confuse her for a 12-year-old boy. When not, she's usually referred to as "the token hot Asian girl on the sidelines".

Xixia Wang '14

"MIA"

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Julia Yue '13

"Juju, J-Glow, Jules"

Julia puts in the blood, sweat and tears. But mostly sweat. Butt sweat. Her gluteus maximus is the hardest working player on the team, and it shows. Julia is terrible at interviewing. Thankfully, her shortcomings are limited to operating Google+ and being well-informed about the Ultimate community. She can dictate both the offense and the dinner table. The area between Julia and a disc and/or a piece of food is the most dangerous place you could be. #itsmoredangerousbetweenherandfood #muchmore #justsayin "I'm sexy and I know it!" -Julia

Sherry Li '15

"Sherry, Sherbear, Sherby, BP, Mimi"

Sherry has soccer goalkeeper instincts and uses them to awkwardly layout sideways to catch the disc. Sherry has brought our team significantly closer. We can now talk about pandas openly and without shame. We're not sure what impact this has on our ultimate game yet, but at least we're getting sweet PANDAMONIUM tanks out of it.

Hannah Vazquez '13

"HQuez, B-dubs"

The real Hannah Vazquez is full of sthpunk, sthyle, and culthural referenthes. Hannah enjoys sthlumbering, wearing her onethsie and listhp-inducing retainer, and hucking the disthc ridiculousthly far. Hannah is the team expert on Harry Potter. Beware making Potter references, if they're wrong she will correct you. Of course, she probably had to correct your grammar anyways.

Angela Liu '15

"Speedy, Usain Bolt, Boss"

She jogs her out cut, you blink, and she's burned you on the in cut, Usain Bolt-style. You thought she was slow? Think again. This speed demon gets run-through D's like taking candy from a baby: take the candy really fast and walk away before it has a chance to cry. NBD.

Min Yi '15

"how can we shorten "Min"???, girl with the sticky rice fingers"

Min used to be a softball player before she saw the light and joined Clockwork. You would think that catching something flat would require a slightly different skill set than catching a softball, but apparently not, because Min uses her sticky rice panda fingers to grab the shit that we throw at her.

Kaitlyn Yin '15

"Kait"

Kaitlyn may look and run like a lady, but she can flick huck farther than you can run (unless you're Bock/Angela/Juju). What sets Kaitlyn apart is the high number of friends she has outside of the ultimate team (she has a posse, people) - but then again, it's only her first year.

Hannah Sosebee '15

"Diversity Pick 2012"

Don't let the fact that Hannah was our diversity pick for the Class of 2015 fool you into thinking she's just some cute, fluffy white girl we keep around to avoid looking like a rogue chapter of the CSA. Hannah will burn you in and break you (both your mark and your spirit) and when one of her teammates [not her] turns it, she will get it back on D.

Graduates

GRADUATES

The Class of 2011

Danielle Connelly
Kathy Huang
Nina Ran
Snow Li
Soha Shah
Yu-Han Hsu

The Class of 2010

Katherine Thompson
Talia Chapman
Veronica Pillar

The Class of 2009

Anita Ma
Dhwani Shah
Jen Lee
Lucy Guarnera
Rachel Bernard
Rachel Sachs
Stephanie Kriston
Vicki Chen

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