Why Langley Sucks
By Casey Ydenberg

Here are some things I hate about Langley:

• Pick-up trucks with wheels that stick out
• Lights with advance left on every intersection
• Big box retail - no mall to speak of
• The entire downtown is one giant sheet of pavement
• Grandpa in front going 10 under the limit, pickup truck behind tailgating you
• Skateboarders carrying their skateboards
• Walmart, Canadian Tire, Staples, Superstore parking lots filled with minivans, families with three kids spending quality time on a Saturday going shopping
• Endless rows of condos that all look the same
• Colossuss
• People who actually want to move here

If you have your own suggestions for why Langley sucks, please email me at caseyy@sfu.ca
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