On the Campus: October 8, 1997


TAKING IT ALL
Freshmen "course shop" as if Princeton were a Super Giant grocery store

BY KELLEY KING '98

Had I not been in his position three years ago, I would have thought that the young man standing in front of me had gotten his hands on some illegal stimulants or at least a double espresso from the Starbucks on Nassau Street. But he was simply suffering from the symptoms of anxiety and excitement that seemed to be striking an overwhelming majority of the freshmen who were milling en masse around Dillon Gym on this warm, early September afternoon during the week before classes, trying to choose their courses for their inaugural semester at Princeton.

This particular victim thrust in front of my face his course card, a dampish rectangle of manila cardboard made nearly illegible from having been clutched by a sweaty grip and ravaged by eraser marks.

I was being paid $7.45 an hour, I had thought, to recline on a folding chair and assign first-years who aspired to take Physics 101 into the laboratory time slot of their choosing. The day before, I had put in eight hard hours handing the same new students their personalized blank course card that they were instructed to fill in today. Easy money, I had thought when I had signed up for the job, enough to warrant having rented an exorbitantly priced TV/VCR combination to grace my dorm room for the year. Little did I know that my job criteria included attending to a mind-numbing battery of questions from hundreds of frantic freshman about everything from class difficulty to the enforcement of goggle-wear in the laboratory. If I had known this, I would not have volunteered to sit behind the sign reading "PHY 103," and represent a course geared towards the type of freshman for whom general physics was merely a baby step on the path to Harvard Medical School. As an English major who still, in a pinch, will add on her fingers, being confronted by this brigade of bright-eyed math and science enthusiasts--all of whom demanded what they fairly expected from my seniority to be expertise in the matters of weighty educational decisions--confounded me.

The freshman's query came out in a single, panicky breath. "I think I should take honors physics but I don't know my schedule might be too tight what do you think?"

I leaned over my desk to peer at the stunning specimen that was this student's course card. Tight, he had said? This kid, who with his backwards baseball cap, baby smooth skin, and chewed fingernails looked more on his way to recess than college, had willingly fashioned for himself a schedule so severe it rivaled that of a rookie at Goldman Sachs.

Not only did he plan to take more courses than the normal four required, he seemed open to the idea of waking up to honors chemistry, skipping breakfast for advanced math, squeezing lunchtime in-between an upper level mechanical engineering seminar, watching the sunset out of a little window of the molecular biology building, and throwing in some post-dinner physics for good measure.

Before I could deliver some sort of speech regarding roses and the benefits of stopping every once and a while to smell them, he blurted out, "I have to take honors physics." And I realized that the look on his face was the curious interplay of stricken and smug that I had seen on other freshmen throughout the day. Taking away honors physics from this kid would be like taking away a security blanket from a baby.

All at once, with the hindsight that could only have come from having kicked freshmanitis nearly three years ago, did I recognize the reason why the Princeton faculty has a common, eerie interest in first-years. The ÒfreshÓ in their title is operative: fresh from being top of their class in high school, they come to Princeton ready to target and tackle challenging courses with the uncommon zeal and conviction that comes from the feeling of academic invincibility.

Soon, after a few classes and a couple of quiz grades, they will come to realize that high school valedictorians, math geniuses, and poetry contest winners are the norm here, not the exception. For those freshmen who, in the first semester, approached their studies like a beefy linebacker approaches a skinny quarterback, this realization often makes them slightly less brazen and a little more artful when it comes to selecting their courses for future terms.

When you are a senior, you have come to grasp your limits; some of us willingly accept that we can only helplessly wallow in Economics like drowning men. I have known some freshman, on the other hand, who scoffed at the notion of introductory courses and held aspirations to triple majorÑthat is, until the moment that they were faced, horrified, with the first B of their life.

It is natural for the faculty to regard the presence of a fearless freshman in his class as a refreshing alternative to that of a jaded senior, and thus, many of our educators jump at the chance to teach these first-year students. For instance, a former professor of mine has chosen, after decades of offering his coveted writing course only to a select group of upperclassmen, to limit his writing course to freshman. It accounts for why so many professors compete for an opportunity to teach fall-term freshmen seminars. And it is perhaps the general notion about the fleeting nature of the freshman condition that explains the warning that lurks within President Shapiro's inspirational statement to the Class of 2001: "I hope that a constant companion will be curiosity; that as many discoveries as you make along the way, you will not lose the desire to learn more."

I think that I speak for most seniors in arguing that, as veterans of the system, a very positive outcome marks our approach to academics. As grades are often a crapshoot in which attaining chat-level with your preceptor is often more advantageous than polished papers or perfect attendance, seniors become drawn to classes that can heighten their interest, not necessarily their GPA.

Most students, especially those seeking liberal arts degrees, have fulfilled their dreary number-crunching requirements after their first two years at Princeton, and everyone from poets to mechanical engineers must present more than perfect grades to earn respect within their departments as upperclassmen.

In this way, seniors have honed course shopping into a refined art. It is as if we are all planning for dinner parties, picking and tsk-tsking our way through the delicacies at a gourmet market. A freshman, on the other hand, does not have the capacity to be a connoisseur. They are rather like a mom of a demanding family, pushing her cart through the long aisles at the Super Giant; their goal is to cover the bases, and there are too many items to buy and brands from which to choose that might allow them to be discriminating.

This brings me to another new freshman worth remembering whom I encountered during registration week. He caught my attention the first day, when I had been handing out course cards, and he seemed obliged to not let anyone forget him; he was sporting a flamboyant fedora and merrily countered my request for his last name with a line borrowed from Polonius in Hamlet . An egregious display, of course, but egregious mostly because he is a freshman and thus not supposed to not know anything yet. I know that first impressions are often unreliable, but I could not have imagined, the next morning, a less likely suspect to step up to PHY 103. You belong penning verse under the shade of oak trees outside the arts and theater building, I wanted to shout, not pondering momentum and messing with pulleys! Yet there he stood, budding thespian and potential student-director, grinning as he waited for the question.

"Honors or regular?"

"Ahh...honors. With an H."

As I have mentioned, there is no restraining the brute force of the freshman ego. Maybe he is one of those bilateral brainiacs, alternating his literary and mathematical gears with the ease of Mario Andretti behind a stick shift. But if he is like most of us, he will look back on this period of his academic career as an exercise in paying the dues. And turn the whole experience of PHY 103 into the opening scene of an award-winning screenplay.

Kelley King worked at Civilization magazine, in Washington, D.C., this summer as an editorial intern.


On the outside looking in
Back at Princeton for his senior year, the writer wonders if anybody cares

BY DAVE ITZKOFF '98

Last month I arrived on campus to begin my senior year. It was a moment I had anticipated since that fateful day in April 1994 when a "YES!" letter from Dean of Admission Fred A. Hargadon appeared in my mailbox. You might expect that I'd be full of awe and apprehension, or reflecting on the briefness of my Princeton experience and how much I've changed in three years. Surely I ought to be savoring every final moment in a year of final moments. Instead, I feel marginalized-as if my presence here makes no difference one way or the other.

My depression began on the first day back. Since I now live at an eating club (Campus) instead of a dormitory, there was no visit to the Undergraduate Housing Office, a traditional stopoff for returning students. True, this meant no idle time twiddling my thumbs while waiting in line to receive my room key, but it also meant no complimentary box of "Good Stuff," that treasure trove of shaving lotion and breath mints the university gives us every September just to make sure we start the year off right. I can see plenty of parking lots and basketball courts from my window on Prospect Avenue, but nary a Gothic spire. I've finally earned the right to nail my posters up, yet they still keep falling off the walls.

The next great anticlimax was being herded into Dillon Gym for registration, that bureaucratic enigma where the university brings us all together to take a really big roll call. After signing one form with a cursory haste that will probably come back to haunt me, I ventured deeper into the gym to fill out another card, which asked me to print my name as I want it to appear on my diploma.

What amazed me most wasn't that this school would trifle us with such an obvious inquiry, but the notion that I actually had a choice in the matter. Where was the Princeton official stationed to proofread my selection? Is there no one to stop me from branding my sheepskin with "Davey Boy Itzkoff," "Francis Scott Fitzgerald," or "John Wesley Harding"? So much for in loco parentis.

The truth is that at this point in my academic development the university doesn't care how I occupy my time. Princeton simply trusts that after having completed this routine three times over, I've acquired the maturity to follow it once more without someone holding my hand every step of the way. The granting of my degree seems so inevitable now that it might as well have already happened-so long as I uphold my end of the bargain and pass my classes. But given the multiple responsibilities of writing my thesis, fulfilling my officer's duties at the eating club, honoring my commitments to my extracurricular activities (including writing for PAW) and oh yeah, finding a job, I'm not sure I trust myself. Can I really say that my studies are my first priority and still keep a straight face?

Implicitly I had assumed that once I became a senior, every inch of this campus would belong to me. As it turns out, there's nothing left here I can call my own. There are no new experiences to be had, nothing left to do except ride out a predictable concluding year. This school truly belongs to its freshmen, the ones who can count their time at Old Nassau in days, who still confuse Richardson Auditorium with Robertson Hall and read the Prince cover to cover, who wake up each morning never knowing what to expect.

This ever-increasing distance from the university has at least given me time to reflect on a fact I had forgotten since my own freshman year: that I'm supposed to be attending this school for myself. No one goes to college for self-discovery anymore-you do it so you can get a better job or to make your parents happy. With the end of my formal education finally in sight, those external pressures, real or imagined, have vanished. The impetus to carry on is not going to come from fond memories of the past, or an emotional attachment to some indistinct aggregation of people and buildings called "Princeton University." From here on out, that motivation is going to have to come from within.

English major Dave Itzkoff spent his summer in England looking for Johnny Rotten.


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