Theres no better way to feel the holiday spirit than by experiencing Jeffrey Mandels masterpiece ELVES, chronicling the secret Nazi plot to hybridize humans with Santas little helpers so as to usher in the time of Anti-Christmas. Theres no cheer quite like watching Mike McGavin, an ex-cop alcoholic, realize the meaning of goodwill towards all by perfectly equitably beating up fascist and supernatural alike. Its a heart-felt experience that youll never forget - no matter how much you try.